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2/22/11

Good things come to those who wait

Yes indeed. Good things come to those who wait. 
I have blogged before about my love affair with Netflix. For a little more than $10 a month I can watch TV and movies and all sorts of fun stuff. It's definitely worth the price and keeps me entertained when I need a good veg-out. 
Well, Amazon announced a little good news today. If you have a Prime Membership you can now watch TV and movies for absolutely free. Hooray! As a number cruncher, I figured out the "monthly" fee for a Prime Membership is $6.59. That's cheaper than Netflix. Not that I'll give up my Netflix account because, well, I'm still in love with that. 
But how great is it that Amazon offers free stuff? I've downloaded TV series from them before (mostly "The Office"), but haven't figured out how to burn those to DVD for home viewing. Along with unlimited TV and movies, you can stream to an internet capable TV. Yes! I knew that was a good investment. 
Glad I hung in there! One more reason to renew that Prime Membership. Love it!    

2/11/11

Overflow is brain on my

What I really meant to say is my brain is on overflow. Too. Much. Stuff!!!
I've been training for my new job this week. It will not be an easy thing. Change is always difficult, but this transition might be more stressful than I thought. First of all, nobody has been hired to replace me which means training is going to go on a lot longer than just two weeks. Since I'm not leaving the company (or the building) that's not such a big deal. EXCEPT I still have no clue what's going on with my new job. Sure, information has been spoken and written down. That doesn't mean much right now. 
On the upside, my job was posted. Bonus! Hopefully, we will get a good candidate pool and find someone who can do a good job and like what they do. It will be good to flush all of that information out of my head so I can actually retain some of the new stuff. That would be good. That would be REALLY good.  
Perhaps a marathon of movies or TV series can help alleviate the overflow. Or maybe just eating extreme amounts of delicious and gooey caramel popcorn (homemade, of course), sweet potato fries from Guru's, and frozen yogurt from Maverik. That combination makes everything better, doesn't it?
 

2/9/11

Black leather, baby!

It should be illegal for me to shop at big box stores. They always have such great deals that you can't pass up because it would be stupid. That's right - stupid. You can't NOT spend $20 on something you would use that would cost you $40 somewhere else. It would be insane to pass up something like that. Am I right? You betcha. 
Well, I got caught in the grips of big box last night. I found a Kenneth Cole leather jacket for the unbelievably incredible price of $29.71 (plus tax, of course - thank you government). For that price you have to try the dang thing on. And then it fits. And then you have to buy. But you also have to call your mom and ask if she wants one, too. (Yes, you HAVE to do that.) So I did and we both ended up with a nice leather jacket. 
Mom told Dad it was his Valentine's Day gift to her. Great rationale, Mom! See, this is one reason a husband would be useful. I don't have an excuse! Other than really liking the jacket and convincing myself I couldn't live without it. 
Mine is black and Mom's is a really pretty burgundy. They're different styles, too, so that's a bonus. Now we can go out in public together and not look matchy-matchish, which is SO annoying even if you are both the coolest people on the planet. 
I'm happy with the jacket, but not so happy that the big box sucks me in. Go black leather jacket! Boo big box!!!

2/3/11

What kind of person makes their mother cry?

That's right, people. I'm a terrible person. 
The other day, I called home to ask Mom a question. I knew she probably wasn't home because she was helping my niece with some car-related issues. But I called on the off chance that she would still be home and could answer my questions. The phone went to voice mail and, instead of leaving a message, I hung up. Did I think anything else about it? No. Not even for a minute. 
At five, when I got off work, I called Mom to see how things were going and do my regular check-in. When I asked how she was she said, "Fine, now that I'm done crying." That concerned me, obviously, because I love my mom to pieces. I didn't want her crying over anything! Then, she proceeded to tell me the reason she was crying: I called and she wasn't home, so that means she wasn't there for me when I needed her, which made her cry. 
Holy crap. I suck. 
What kind of person makes their mother cry? Even accidentally? A horrible, horrible person. A terrible, horrible, no good, very bad person. Since then, I think I may have redeemed myself. Maybe. Or not. I tried to please her this week. Personally, professionally, all around tried to please her. Basically, it was an effort to prove that I didn't really suck as much as I felt like I did for making her cry. 
Does this mean I lose the daughter of the year award? Because, seriously, I was on my way to winning until this happened. 

1/31/11

One down, eleven to go

Holy Toledo! Where did January go? What an incredibly quick month it has been. Like a flash. If you blinked you missed it. Oy. It's scary that time goes so fast. When I was a kid, one DAY was an eternity. But having a whole month disappear before I even realized it was here is kind of scary. I mean, where - WHERE - does that time go? 
Does it float into outer space and stay there? Does it really go as fast as we think it does? Or is it all perception? This whole thing really fascinates me. No question that God is in charge, so it doesn't really matter in the long term. But it really makes me feel crazy thinking that the time went so fast and I don't know what happened to it. 
In accordance with making time pass faster, Mom and I are having movie night tonight. That should easily blow at least four hours down the tubes. Might as well send January out with a bang, huh? Before you know it, we'll be stressing about what to buy for Christmas.

1/28/11

Pressure

There are always pressures during finals week, but this weekend is exceptionally pressure-filled. My interests now, career-wise, are to write and edit. And, well, without saying too much (because I can't at this point), I have some real career boosting opportunities on the horizon. Those opportunities make for a pressure-filled weekend. Ack!  Grrr! Rawr! *Sniff*
That means a LOT of writing this weekend. Two freaking huge assignments, and professional writing for a chance at some "opportunities" that will really be good for me - that's what is on my schedule. Everyone cross your fingers and shoot up a prayer (or two).  When I know (and can share) more, I will.
Sounds like fun, eh? Yep. Definitely my idea of a fantastic weekend. Dang. I really wanted to veg out and watch Secretariat or go shopping or something. Guess I could do all of that as a reward if those opportunities pan out after all my hard work this weekend. I like rewards! 

1/19/11

Moo-lah

Basically, I have everything I need and most of what I want (besides several million dollars ... all things in time, right?). 
So it's not easy to "gift" me something I don't already have. That's where Mom found herself on my birthday. What in the heck could she give me that I didn't already have? 
She pulled through! 
The thing about Mom? She's SO creative. (Sometimes it bugs me, but only because I'm jealous. Sh. Don't tell her I said that.) This year was no exception. 
Let me preface that by saying I was NOT happy about having a birthday this year. Sometimes I hit a "rut" and wish people would just let the day pass without causing a scene, demanding celebration, or even remembering me. Yeah, it was one of those birthdays for me. Stupid and selfish. I know. Whatever. 
Anyway, Mom wrote a cute poem for me about our life adventures and the places we've visited and things we've done together. She wrote about my BFF, Shauna, and all the fun times we had growing up "through the fence" from each other. And then, Mom and Dad gave me Moo-lah (aka "seed money") towards a trip to NYC/DC to see Shauna. 
Can I get a "Woot! Woot!"? Oh yeah. I'm excited! There are lots of things to do and see in NYC and DC. I've been there before, but not with a "local", so this will be a different travel experience for me. (Plus, I'm not one to invite myself to stay with someone, so I'm sure Shauna was real happy about that news.) 
The only drawback? I realized as I was kissing Bear (my four-legged BFF) this morning before I left for work that he can't come with me. Sad!!! I'm not sure how long I can survive without him. And he's not one to talk on the phone, so it's not like I can call him and have a conversation with him and know he's okay. My heart breaks thinking about it. :o( At least with Mom I can call every day and chat with her and know by the sound of her voice how things are going. :o) 
I'm aiming for April or May on the travel front. Shauna and I will chat this weekend and hopefully nail down more specifics. How fun! It's been quite a while since I took a "real" trip and actually used vacation time for a vacation. Fun, fun, fun! And all thanks to Mom and Dad. It sorta makes up for not wanting to celebrate this year's birthday. Sorta. 

12/31/10

3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Happy New Year! And may 2011 be the best year yet.  


Honestly, 2010 was just an okay year. I passed my second math class and an IT class with A's. I saw my BFF's little boy for the first time - and he was freakishly tall!!! I earned an Associate's degree in Communications (and will have the actual certificate very soon). I maintained a 230 pound weight loss. That's about it. Can't think of much else that happened. 

Since I'm not one for resolutions, let's just say that good things will happen in 2011. For instance, I'm going to get a new iPhone and so will my mom (whether she really believes that or not). I will still subscribe to Netflix. We will get Direct TV instead of Comcast (hallelujah!). Who knows what other good things will happen? 

Happy New Year! 

 

12/29/10

Say it ain't so

Honestly, this year has passed by in a fury. What happened? Where did the time go?

Remember as a kid when it seemed like Christmas took forever to get here? And then the New Year (one week later) was an eternity away? Why is it time speeds up the older you get? But the older you get, the slower you move? It just doesn't make sense. 

I've never been one for New Year's resolutions. This year is no different. Haven't even thought about it. Have no idea what I should resolve to do, do better, or not do at all. Would it really matter what I resolved to do anyway? They say most resolutions are broken within a week of making them. Why would I want to fall into that pit? 

Just say it ain't so. Tell me 2010 is not over. Or guarantee me that 2011 will be the best year yet. Ever. Of all time. That might make me feel a little better. 

12/13/10

S.O.S.

Christmas is less than two weeks away. For several years now, it's been tradition that I write a Christmas story for my nieces and nephews. They get an ornament that goes along with the story. And in past years, they have looked forward to it. I haven't even started the story yet. It's quite possible I may not be able to put one together before Christmas Eve night. The tradition may have died this year. Not good. 

My bachelor's program starts tomorrow. Yikes! I have no idea what to expect. It's only one class, but it's an entire semester squished into five weeks. One bachelor's class at a time might actually be more difficult than two associate's classes. We shall see. 

Something fishy is going on in my checking account. I can usually balance it to the penny. Yes, I am that anal. But I can't figure out where the discrepancy is. And it's not just $1 or $10. That's something I could deal with. Why, oh why, won't it balance?! 

For some Christmas fun this year, we're doing the 12 Days of Christmas for someone. I'm excited about it and hope it makes a certain person feel the Christmas Spirit. However, I have NO clue how we're going to get the gifts to the home without being noticed and found out. This poses a problem because it's totally going to ruin it for me if they figure out who's doing it. 

The real reason this post is titled S.O.S. is because the other night I was scrubbing a cookie sheet of my mom's that had some baked on grease stains. You know the kind. They turn a weird yellow-y orange color and just look nasty. They don't wash off with regular dish detergent (even Dawn won't cut that grease!) and you end up living with a gross looking pan. Well, I found an S.O.S. (lemon scented - what?!) pad under the kitchen sink. I pulled it out and used that bad boy on her cookie sheets and it took that grease right off! Sure, a little elbow grease was involved, but they looked a lot better (I thought) after the S.O.S. pad got done with it. One time, I even spent about an hour scrubbing away at this old dripper pan of Mom's. I don't think she noticed how different it looked when I got done. It's just a pan, after all, but it sure did shine! It reminds me of those older Mr. Clean commercials where they showed a totally trashed, dirty, grimy, gross kitchen before Mr. Clean got a hold of it. Then, they'd show the "after" and it sparkled and shined. I've always wanted to see that happen in person. Kinda got a glimpse of that using the good ol' S.O.S. pad on the cookie sheets. 

Oh, the simple things that brighten my day.

12/10/10

Lie to Me

There's a show on Fox on Monday nights called "Lie to Me." And it's fantastic! (I've never actually watched an episode on Monday night, but thanks to Netflix I can watch it any time.) 

The premise is the main character, Cal Lightman, is a deception expert. He and his team can read body language and facial expressions to determine whether or not someone is telling the truth. VERY interesting. And compelling. I want to know how much truth there is in the process, because it would be really fascinating to be able to read people like that and know when you're being lied to or hearing a half-truth. 

The only actor I know in the show is Kelli Williams (from that legal drama on ABC years ago that I can no longer remember the name of, but it had that other actress with the black hair and VERY thin body - it might be "The Practice"). Anyway, everyone else is pretty much unknown to me, but I think the acting is pretty good and the plots are intriguing. 

It might be fun (and awfully challenging) to write for a show like that. It would also be stressful. Hm. Something to think about on the career end of things. Or not.        

12/9/10

Nostalgia

My best friend (the one I've never NOT known) is coming "home" shortly before Christmas. Can you say excited?! 

Every year at Christmas our parents would have a Christmas party. And a New Year's party every New Year's Eve. Nothing EVER got scheduled over those parties because it was known well in advance that they were on the calendar. Now, I can't tell you specifically what happened at those parties, what food was served, what fun things were done. But I can tell you what I felt at those parties: happiness, joy, love, peace, friendship, and the Christmas Spirit. 

It is those very things I'm looking forward to when my BFF gets here. I could care less what we eat, what we talk about, what activities we do. It's that feeling of nostalgia and memories of feeling good and safe and peaceful that will last forever. 

THAT is why Christmas is my favorite holiday. It's the feeling associated with it. It's naps by the Christmas tree with the lights on, family over to play games or watch movies, Mom and I putting a puzzle together, music and more music, hearty foods and hot chocolate or wassail. It's all the things I would love to do every day, all day, but rarely have an opportunity to do. Time seems to slow down, almost come to a halt. I love that. I love that feeling. 

Nostalgia is great. And I thrive on it!

11/15/10

It's okay to play with your food

Sometimes it's okay to play with your food. Like when you have four legs and are this cute:
 
I wish you could hear the noises he makes. They didn't come out very clear on the video, but it's hilarious! He growls at his food - like a Bear. His name definitely suits him.
And that, my friends, is one more reason I truly love my dog. 
 

The List of 300

A friend of mine told me about her brother-in-law's single brother. He has made, and published on the web, a list of 300 must-haves his future wife must have. Some of the items include hip girth (for child-bearing, obviously), weight, height, preferential hair color, and skin tone. 
To him I say, "Ha! Like you have 300 qualities any woman in her right mind would want!"
And then I thought, "Could I even come up with 300 must-haves in a mate?" The answer: nope. 
Really, there's only one must-have on my "list." He needs to love the Savior and the gospel more than he loves me. I know if he loves both of those more than me than I'm taken care of. :o) Other than that, I couldn't really come up with must-haves. 
There are certainly some I'd-like-to-haves, but the one must-have far outweighs any of those. It seems to me he wasted precious time coming up with 300 must-haves for his stupid list when he could have spent that time looking for a good woman and be married by now. Idiot! 

11/13/10

Halloween 2010

My friend, Juliann, and I went to a party at Spring Haven on Halloween. It was a blast! Although, I think I might have ruined her night because I refuse to dance and large crowds kind of weird me out. But we dressed up and had lots of fun! 
She was Fiona (from Shrek) and I was Snow White. A couple of princesses going to the "ball" to find our "prince" (ha ha, yeah right). I also got some really neat pictures of the sunset from that night. It was kind of stormy, so there were lots of clouds and then a flaming orange sunset that turned parts of the sky a dark pink.
Here are a couple of picture of the girls:

 And then we had to do a sexy (or awfully scary, in my case) pose:
And then the one where I look freakishly huge from the waist down (lots of poof in that skirt!):
My brother-in-law, Ron, is a big kid at heart and he takes the kids out trick-or-treating every year. This year was no exception, and he loves to dress up as much as they do. Here is Amanda, Ron, and Andrew:
My nephew, Ryan, is only 11, but he told us a few weeks before Halloween that trick-or-treating was stupid and he wasn't going to dress up and go. Smart kid! So Mom got a picture of him and I said, "What's Ryan dressed up as?" Mom said, "Nothing. He came over as himself." I really didn't think he'd go through with it, but he did! Here's Ryan:
My favorite part is that he's standing smack in the middle of our family room and kitchen, and the TV is in the shot. Fantastic picture, Mom! :o) I love it! It's so realistic. 
Ryan's little brother, Ben, dressed up as Harry Potter. So cute! 
And last of all, the sunset from that evening (looking west out the back of our house):




I'm not really a fan of Halloween, but I must admit this year wasn't all that bad!

In need of a translator

I'm in need of a translator. Someone who can translate boy talk into girl talk and boy actions into girls actions. Or maybe I just need a boy to girl/girl to boy dictionary. When he says this, it means this. When he does that, it means that. Does such a thing even exist? 
Seriously, how do people ever get married? I think I've asked this in a previous post, but still wonder about it. It seems so freaking impossible because I have no clue what guys mean when they do or say stuff. It's like I'm in a foreign country, but stranded without a language dictionary. I can't even ask where the bathroom is or figure out how to ask for schnitzel. 
One of my friends says I'm totally oblivious. We went to a Halloween party together (still need to post pictures of that) and met a few guys. According to her, they were all into me. I thought they liked her! I wondered why she didn't get their numbers. She didn't ask them because (she says) they weren't interested in her. Coulda fooled me! I had no clue what was going on. 
Somebody needs to be a professional translator for me. Otherwise, I don't stand a chance. 

11/12/10

So ... I lied

Anyone a member of the big box stores? I am. And I join them both because they have different items and each one has certain things that are a must (i.e. shampoo or deodorant or soap, etc.). You can't beat the prices, so being a member really does save me money, even though I have to pay the dang fees every year. 
Well, that said, I get annoyed when people at the gas pumps give you a shpill about how they've lost their card or suddenly realize they left home without it or they grabbed the wrong wallet. Yes, believe me, I have heard every one of these sob stories while standing at the pump. 
I had to fill up my car with gas tonight and these two kids (a couple, probably in their twenties, I'd say) driving like bats out of you-know-where drove up to a gas pump (the wrong way, might I add - oh that drives me CRAzy!). The guy hops out of the car and asks the lady on the opposite side of the pump if he can use her membership card to buy gas because he lost his card. She said no, jumped in her vehicle, and pulled away. (Lucky her, she was already done pumping gas and ready to roll.)
I KNEW, just KNEW, he was going to ask me next. Sure enough, he turned to me and asked to use my card. I said, "Sorry, I'm a business member and only certain people can use it." LIE! I LIED!!! Under normal circumstances, I would feel bad about lying and kick myself over doing it for weeks until I felt like I'd repented. In this case, NO GUILT WHATSOEVER!!! (We all know very well he never had a card to begin with, right?) 
He shook his head and asked another lady across from him if he could use her card. She said something (couldn't hear her), he came back with, "It's just a matter of swiping it", and she said no again. He calls her the B word along with a few other obscenities and moves on to the guy across from me. And he does what?! Yeah ... he gives that rotten little jerk his card so they can get a cheaper price on gas than they should have! Grr!!! I wanted to smack the guy across from me until I saw that he was an old man. He probably thought the jerk was going to beat the crap out of him if he didn't give up his card. 
I don't know why stuff like that irritates me so much. Other than the fact that I'm paying a fee every year to use those services and feel like I shouldn't have to pay the fees so I can give my membership card to other people that I don't even know so they can have them, too! Not gonna do it! 
So ... I lied. I'm a liar. Hopefully, it's not one of those sins that commits me to hell. I'd like to think I earned an "invitation to Satan's house" rather than arriving there by default because of one lie to a selfish jerk to prevent him from using my membership card.

11/10/10

Time to shut the pie hole? Nah ....

A friend posted a status on Facebook that read something like this: "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is the only true church on the earth. Yep, I said it!" 
DID NOT EVEN PHASE ME. 
Until ... she starts getting reamed by some chick who thinks she knows all about our doctrines and theologies and history and blah blah blah. Whatever. 
Normally, I'm not so outspoken (believe it or not). No, really. I'm not. I'm more of an observer. I don't put myself in the middle of things and DEFINITELY avoid conflict at almost any cost. This is true and my mom will vouch for me. (Was that the proper usage of vouch? Hm.) 
Anyway, I got on a high horse with this chick. She was saying that our doctrines and theologies and history were not Christian. Therefore, the members of the church aren't Christian. Hello?! Do you hear yourself? 
A) We are called The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints for a reason. Um, that reason would be because we believe in Christ. Duh! 
B) The definition of a Christian (in the noun sense and thank you dictionary.com) is: a person who believes in Jesus Christ; adherent of Christianity; a person who exemplifies in his or her life the teachings of Christ.  
I'm not sure what got under my skin so much, but I posted several responses to this person and will now be the better woman and ignore her stupid antics. Some people are just out to prove themselves right or fight for their own agenda. Whatever, lady. You can have it your way.  It won't dissuade me from knowing what I already know.
So let me state clearly here what I know to be true. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is the only true AND living church on the earth today. That doesn't mean other churches have no truth; it only means that they don't have a fullness of truth because they do not have the proper priesthood, proper authority, or living ordinances to make it so. There doesn't need to be any Bible bashing or scriptures thrown in anyone's face over it. We can (and are) respecters of persons and treat others with the love and kindness Jesus Christ and Heavenly Father show to us. We are not perfect people, but the Church is full of perfect principles and doctrines because ... dun, dun, dun ... they are the Savior's principles and doctrines. Gosh, how incredibly amazing that we would be Christian and abide by Christ's principles and doctrines and do things the way He would do if he were on the earth today! How ingenious is that?! 
Is it time to shut the pie hole then? No way. I won't respond to her nonsense anymore, but I will definitely take more opportunities to stand up for truth as I know it.

11/2/10

Bath time and puppy love

Bear hates getting a bath. He's really good throughout the process, but I can tell he hates it. He also gets a little ... hyper once it's over. He runs through the house like a maniac trying to get dry. It's hilarious to watch! 
Well, last night Bear needed a bath - big time! I put him in the tub and really scrubbed him good. He didn't shake any of the water off until I was done (thank heavens!), but he jumped right out of the tub once I'd squeezed the excess water from him. 
As predicted, he wanted to take off running. However, I had the bathroom door shut. Poor dog! He stood there looking at it longingly. I made him wait until I got out of the shower instead. :o( He was NOT happy with me. 
In return, when I did let him out, he jumped on my new couch and soaked it and then scratched at the door to the upstairs hoping Mom would save him. Eventually, he ended up under my bed (one of his many favorite spots to hide). 
When I was finally ready for bed, I said out loud, "All right, Bear. I'm getting in bed. If you want to sleep with me you'd better get up here now." He came right out from under the bed (still very wet). I picked him up and put him on the bed. 
And then he did something I've never seen him do before. He burrowed under the covers until he looked like this:
Ha ha ha! That big ball is Bear buried under the covers. 
Well, I couldn't let it go at that, so I tried to get his picture under the covers. I dug and dug and finally ended up with this shot:
That's his left front paw and he tried to swat me away. I was relentless though! 
And that is how I got these pictures:

At which point, I realized how mean I had been to Bear by making him stand around in his sopping wet hair. So I let him have all the covers (except for the bedspread on my feet - be reasonable!) and we quickly drifted off to sleep. 
He eventually got out at some point during the night because I was in the covers and he was cuddled up outside of them next to me when the alarm went off. What a funny little creature! He cracks me up. And that's one reason I'm glad we have a dog. 
I jokingly said to Mom one time, "Bear sure likes to cuddle and have his belly scratched when we're laying in bed. If I were married and my husband said, 'Cuddle with me.' I'd say, 'Are you kidding?! No! Get away from me.' But when Bear kicks me or scratches me and I know he wants his belly scratched, I give in every time." That's got to be real puppy love, right? 
Maybe, just maybe, one day I'll love humans as much as I love that little dog of mine.
 

11/1/10

Learn to listen!

Over the weekend, my mom and I found a steal (yeah, it was more like highway robbery) on a new sofa and chair. My brothers, David and Jon, are helping me pick them up tonight and move them in. Just what they wanted to do on a Monday night for FHE, right? 
Anyway, last night *I had a thought that I should get everything moved out of the way so they could get the old couch out and the new couch in without too much hassle. I didn't want to be the cause of any unnecessary swearing. 
(*I say "I" because it's never really me that has these thoughts.)

Because it was late and I was tired and had a headache and (insert any number of excuses/reasons here), I didn't follow up on that thought. My brother-in-law, Ron, came to help David get the old couch out and moved over to his house this morning and, in the process, had to move everything in my kitchen and a box behind the kitchen door. Apparently, per Mom's email this morning, "the box fell apart and there were books, paper, music, everything all over.  I picked up what I could." Her exact words. Great. 
When will I learn to listen?! If I had just listened to the prompting to get things taken care of last night and not been selfish about getting some sleep or whatever else, everything would have been done before they got there this morning and my house might still be in some kind of order. Things like this happen all the time. It's not an uncommon occurrence. I need to practice more patience and do the things that come into my mind without dismissing them as MY thoughts. Obviously, Heavenly Father keeps trying to talk to me and I'm so busy trying to make sense of the big things that the small stuff (the important stuff) gets overlooked. Bah! Learn to listen, Katie! Save yourself the trouble. :o)